In the (paraphrased) words of Jerry Seinfeld last night at the Theater at MSG:

Doesn't John McCain look like a really angry dad when he smiles?

'Son, I thought I told you to rake the leaves!'



I realize that taking one sliver of one of Jerry Seinfeld's jokes, recklessly paraphrasing it from memory, and posting it on a blog is a huge butcher-job - but I couldn't help myself. His stuff was too good last night, and it's still in my head. About 10 minutes into his show, I wondered to myself how I was going to remember everything he was saying. I then just let go and enjoyed 50-60 more minutes of pure laughter. Jerry hasn't missed a beat - if anything, his new stuff is better than ever.